The meekee has landed.
Welcome to my blog. You're absolutely in the right place, no matter where that place is. And there's just a few things we need to attend to, right now, before we depart from our present mindset.
Number 1: For those of you that are of legal drinking age - Grab a beer, or a glass of red, or whatever drink it is you have when you're having fun.
If you're not at least 18, then I reccommend GI lime
Number 2: When ever I prompt you for your favorite accent (eg Yoda from Star Wars) the text will be in Italics. This is to be read using your favourite accent. If you don't already have a favourite accent, you can choose from the following:
- Jim Carey (that's mine)
- Marvin the Martian
- the sexy electronic female voice you might hear in the lift
- Skippy the Kangaroo (not easy, can't even write what Skippy says)
- Batman or Robin
- your favorite news reader
- the Queen of England or some other plum eater
- Audrey Hepburn
- Homer Simpson etc
You shouldn't have too much trouble here. Your brain has 100,000 characters to choose from (est. only ;)
Ok, so you got that. Don't forget their facial expressions or body language.....Now for those of you who want the "first class" seat in this experience, I urge you to dress the part as well (eg if you chose Marvin the Martian, put on your girlfriend's netball skirt for special effects, if you chose QE2, put on your $1,000,000 crown)
Number 3: Have a decent swig of your favourite bevo, and listen up
Lets go go go!!!
Repeat after me,
"My life is absolutely friggin fantastic"
Yeh not bad, at least you said it!
Now, just one more time please folks, this time however, give it some tonalilty. Break it down...and build it up
My Life When you say "My Life" say it like you're speaking about an amazing gift, like someone's just stolen it from you and now you're stealing it back
Is And when you say Is, give it that "happening" feel, because it Is happening!
Absolutely The easiest word in the phrase to say, said as though someone was asking you if you're a good lover
Friggin the 2 syllable slang "friggin" is said quickly and with an air of amazement, almost shaking your head with disbelief...."friggin"
Fantastic spoken with a strong realization, like superman just handed you his cape and all his powers!
Ok so just rehearse this phrase one more time at say 50% full throttle
My Life, Is Absolutely, Friggin, Fantastic!
Gooood, Good, so you're all limbered up now?....Yes?....Yes!
Before we hit it, just guzzle from that glass or bottle one more time, let it spill over, and leave it there!
OK, this is it, this is what you've trained so hard for these past 5 minutes!!!!!
This is full throttle passion my friends.......
NOW, WITH ME
My Life Is Absolutely Friggin Fantastic!
Awesome stuff my fellow champions, so my inspired offering for the world today is this, "put passion into your words, and you'll have passion in your life"
I reccommend you practice saying this until you absolutely nail it, then ring your mum, your friend, your dog, and give them your best effort. Theyll love it, you'll love it, and LOVE will love it!
Unfortunately there were no accents today, my apologies to those blokes sat there in their sister's netball skirt.
If, by the way, you're asking " why is this guy so happy, its partly because I've got the best job on planet Earth. If you want it, come and get it http://www.setsail4life.com/
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